This has so be one of the best Slimmy reviews ever.
“This is my second slimmy. My first slimmy was so slim that I didn’t even notice when it fell out of my pocket. I tried switching back to my old wallet, but you can’t go back. Big wallets now feel like tumors trying to burst out of my jeans. Slimmy does that to you. I probably shouldn’t have gotten the black Slimmy cause it’s completely invisible in the dark which means another review soon.”
Once you go Slimmy, you can’t go back. If you have a big fat butt brick, take this advice to the chiropractor. Switching to a slim wallet and carrying it in your front pocket will do wonders for your back and lifestyle.
via Amazon.com